1st September 2014

Post reblogged from ...but i knew him... with 59,905 notes

mrs-jack-turner:

maskednocturnalvigilantism:

paramaline:

shout out to thorin oakenshield for getting lost in the shire not once, but twice

#not all those who wander are lost #(but some are)

too majestic to ask for directions

Even the ring wraiths asked for directions.

Source: boromirs

31st August 2014

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rj4gui4r:

toska91:

flexible chair

Sorcery

rj4gui4r:

toska91:

flexible chair

Sorcery

Tagged: gifabout me

Source: toska91

31st August 2014

Photoset reblogged from snerkityflerkers with 19,220 notes

chocolate-time-machine:

more bear owls

based on my favorite owls <3

Tagged: blondewhiteandnerdyyou'll appreciate this

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31st August 2014

Post reblogged from ...but i knew him... with 2,490 notes

stars-collected:

which one of your otp is the knight and which one is the potion seller

Source: stars-collected

31st August 2014

Question reblogged from the most official bad text posts from the usa with 2,659 notes

Anonymous said: Could you tell me a story?

officialunitedstates:

"Are we lost?"

He could see it in my eyes; what I wanted was an honest answer, and fortunately he was willing to give me one.  He nodded solemnly, and I knew the realization wasn’t easy for him to come to.  “But I have an idea.  Give me that loaf of bread you happen to have in your backpack.”

I skeptically handed it over.  “What are you planning?”

"I’m going to leave a trail.  So that if someone finds the trail they can follow it to where we are."

"Did you get that idea from that one fairy tale?"

"Yeah, maybe, whatever.  Look it’s worth a shot."

I gave in.  I didn’t really like bread anyway.  We continued on foot for six more miles until we ran out of bread.  It didn’t matter anyway, because that’s when the wolves caught up to us.

31st August 2014

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theangelwithnoface:

redgummylobsters:

thedisappointedformulaonedriver:

staringcat:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

Dude, that’s basic science.

what? someone please explain.

Toast lands butter side down, cats land feet first, so taping buttered toast onto a cat would (supposedly) cause a gravitational paradox, creating infinite energy, which the scientist uses to power the world.

THIS IS IT. THIS SI WHAT I WAS EXPLAINING TO MY FRIENDS YESTERDAY. MADDIE LOOK. THE TOAST CAT THEORY.

theangelwithnoface:

redgummylobsters:

thedisappointedformulaonedriver:

staringcat:

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

Dude, that’s basic science.

what? someone please explain.

Toast lands butter side down, cats land feet first, so taping buttered toast onto a cat would (supposedly) cause a gravitational paradox, creating infinite energy, which the scientist uses to power the world.

THIS IS IT. THIS SI WHAT I WAS EXPLAINING TO MY FRIENDS YESTERDAY. MADDIE LOOK. THE TOAST CAT THEORY.

Tagged: wowwoowsomeone actually made itgif

Source: emedemabri

31st August 2014

Post reblogged from ladywindupbird with 975,997 notes

Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

Tagged: queueing

Source: okusuck

31st August 2014

Post reblogged from snerkityflerkers with 270,348 notes

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

Tagged: look at those sliced potatoesastonishingqueueing

30th August 2014

Photo reblogged from ...but i knew him... with 436,249 notes

mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

Tagged: queueing

Source: jonnovstheinternet

30th August 2014

Photo reblogged from Daily Cat Drawings with 1,436 notes

dailycatdrawings:

277: Serval Cat

dailycatdrawings:

277: Serval Cat

Tagged: queueing