shout out to thorin oakenshield for getting lost in the shire not once, but twice
too majestic to ask for directions
Even the ring wraiths asked for directions.
more bear owls
based on my favorite owls <3
which one of your otp is the knight and which one is the potion seller
Anonymous said: Could you tell me a story?
"Are we lost?"
He could see it in my eyes; what I wanted was an honest answer, and fortunately he was willing to give me one. He nodded solemnly, and I knew the realization wasn’t easy for him to come to. “But I have an idea. Give me that loaf of bread you happen to have in your backpack.”
I skeptically handed it over. “What are you planning?”
"I’m going to leave a trail. So that if someone finds the trail they can follow it to where we are."
"Did you get that idea from that one fairy tale?"
"Yeah, maybe, whatever. Look it’s worth a shot."
I gave in. I didn’t really like bread anyway. We continued on foot for six more miles until we ran out of bread. It didn’t matter anyway, because that’s when the wolves caught up to us.
IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.
Dude, that’s basic science.
what? someone please explain.
Toast lands butter side down, cats land feet first, so taping buttered toast onto a cat would (supposedly) cause a gravitational paradox, creating infinite energy, which the scientist uses to power the world.
THIS IS IT. THIS SI WHAT I WAS EXPLAINING TO MY FRIENDS YESTERDAY. MADDIE LOOK. THE TOAST CAT THEORY.
Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING
"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.
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